One time at a family reunion, I Jumped on stage and got the mic. I really wanted to play truth or dare spin the bottle with my cousins, but instead I only said spin the bottle. Everyone got this look on their face and Charli, my cuz, had to jerk the mic from me!
Nick Jonas had sent me a friend request and I was pretty much screaming trying to accept it. When I did, I sent him a message telling him how much we had in common. Turns out, it was my friends sister trying to be mean! She teased me all that year about it!
One day in computers, the fire alarm went off and it kinda made me jump. When I went to get up, I tripped over my chair and flew backwards and hit the desk behind me! Everyone laughed!
Me and my friend Haley were at Wal-Mart and one of the boys at school came around the corner and scared me. I hit the price tags that are under the plasma screens and bruised my foot! That boy still teases me about it!
I was in Choir and I was singing fairly loud. Since I was new at choir, I didn't really know what I was doing. I got the words down, but I didn't know a pause was coming up. The rest of the room fell silent when I belted out the next word. Talk about humiliation!
I was at Limited Too and I ran into a manican. I didn't realize that it was a stand up doll, so I turned around and tried to apologize to it! My cousin, Charli and my friend, Haley were bent over laughing!
A boy named Collin moved in next door to Haley, and the way she said his name was colin. One day, he was teasing me because I'm only three years old thanks to leapyear so I said," Colin, I eat you for breakfast!" He backed off with a weird face, so I thought I beat him at the cut down challenge. I got on the bus and told Charli about what I said. She laughed and told me that colin was fat in your butt. I said it was what you eat, but then I discovered that I was wrong. It's eat your fiber because it's good for your colin. Charli was right.
My sweetie came over to my house so we could watch WALL-E together. Mom was on the phone with my Aunt Paula and she said," Megan's little boyfriend is over." He looked at me and said," I'm not little." TALK ABOUT LOL FUNNY!
At my volleyball tournament, Haleys moms boyfriend Paul had to sneeze and I told him that if you imagine a white horse running across the room, you wouldnt sneeze. He looked at me and said,"Can they have horns?" I'm like sure I guess. "That one does." and he pointed to a place in the gym. "Where?" I asked. But then I remembered that it was imaginary. LOL!
For my little sisters birthday, I invited my sweetie over. We were watching Another Cinderella Story and his hand hit something on my bed. It was a little black case that I put in my bigger purses when that time of month rolls around. He decides to open it and go through it, but I was too caught up in the movie. Then he gives me this wierd look and pulls out a huge maxi pad. My friend used the bag and left her gigantic pad in it and he thought it was mine!
I was on the phone with my boyfriend and Charli's neighbor came over. Well, they dared him to embarrass me, so he did. I walked outside still wlth the phone and he walked up, hugged me, and said," come on megan, give me another kiss baby" right in the phone! My sweetie said,"What was that?" I said," its Brandon being stupid!!!" He laughed.
